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bramadan
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posted October 06, 2001 11:31 PM
What is SRP ?Looked at the feats there - look a bit too powerfull. while i like idea of the orgasmic and sexual transmition it strikes me as realy nasty in terms of casting spells on friends. If wizard has a lover in a party it raly boosts him in power considerably. "...excuse us while we have a quickie or two and she will be coming back with fly, haste, improved invisibility and bull's strength for practicaly no cost..." What I propose instead is giving serious minuses on saving throw versus spells prepared with this sort of feats. Or increasing effective caster level in regards to duration and such... I would like to see your proposal for fixing the "Coitus of Power". Other thing we want to decide is: are we going for a parody style thing like the original book or are we actualy trying to produce an actual (somewhat serioius) handbook on all things sexual for DnD ?
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oddjob
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posted October 07, 2001 05:29 AM
SRP is sexual response points, its on the 1st or 2nd page. I recommend you save each page and read them in your own time.True, the feats may seem overpowered, but casting all the spells while having sex and then going off to battle isn't exactly convenient, plus SRP are only gained at the rate of a few per minute. But maybe we should change it slightly to extra spell levels for metamagic only (So DC's would increase with Heighten and duration with extend spell). I didn't mean literally fix Coitus of power, just describing it terms of our present SRP rules. The style of the book I think should be somewhere in between, so people can play it how they want. I was thinking of a section that described different campaign styles, like making it like a soap, porn flick or Hentai.
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oddjob
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posted October 10, 2001 05:24 PM
Thread dying out a bit. Oh well, here's the Tantric master. Criticisms welcome, cos I've been busy and haven't been able to think up proper abilities.Tantric Master "Oh….I can last a little bit longer" The use of Ki is not limited only to combat and mobility, there are those who would seek harmony between body and spirit through other means. Tantric masters are individuals who endeavour to become beings of perfection through the application of tantric lore and sheer willpower to lovemaking. By using Ki and internal energies, the Tantric master can prolong his and his partner's sexual performance and pleasure. Most Tantric masters are Monks who have devoted themselves to a more mystical way of training and improving themselves, but anyone who learns to channel Ki and use tantric lore can eventually qualify. The majority of Tantric masters are wanderers who travel the lands, teaching others of his arts and practising them himself. Evil Tantric masters are rare, but tend to be cruel lovers who could care little for their partner's pleasure. Hit die: d8 Skills: As monk, 4 + Int Mod/level Requirements: Base will save: +5 Base Fort save: +5 Feats: Endurance, improved unarmed strike, stunning fist Skills: Sexual technique 10 ranks, Concentration 10 ranks, Sense motive 4 ranks Sex tricks: Dextrous lover, Fast recovery, Powerful lover, Spiritual lover, Tantric lore, Afterglow, Intuitive lover, Paralyzing pleasure, Forceful lover Special: Must have had sex with a partner for over an hour BAB: As Monk Saves: As Cleric 1. Sex trick, Unarmed attack, Glamorous ward 2. Delightful touch, SRP+5 3. Sex trick, Sexual Disease immunity 4. Sensual healing, SRP+10 5. Sex trick, Sexual organ improvement 6. Sexual Purification, SRP+15 7. Sex trick, Improved Tantric lore 8. Orgasmic Stroke, SRP+20 9. Sex trick , Control fertility 10. Perfect body Student of Perfection (Ex): Tantric masters are Monks, although they meditate on alternative methods of achieving physical and spiritual enlightenment. As such, a Tantric master gains the unarmed attack bonus, unarmed damage, AC bonus, and unarmored speed as if he were a monk of whose level equalled his monk level + Tantric master level. Those who manage to meet the requirements for this class who are not Monks gain these abilities as if a Monk equal to only their Tantric master level. Sex trick: The Tantric master receives a bonus sex trick, although the rank requirements must still be met. Glamorous Ward (Su): The Tantric Master fights best when fighting with no armor, and adds his Charisma modifier to his AC as a Deflection bonus when he or she is wearing as little clothing as possible. This represents the Tantric Masters aura of solipsistic confidence. In order to receive this bonus, the Tantric Master must be wearing no armor, no cloak, cape, or mantle, no robe, no vest, vestment, or shirt, no belt, and no boots. Delightful touch (Ex): As a Monk uses Ki and Pressure points to Stun his foes, the Tantric master can use the same principles to induce pleasure. Once per day per level, a Tantric master can make a Pleasure touch against a victim (but no more than once per round). This is a melee attack that ignores natural armor bonuses and causes 2d6 points of SRP damage. The use must be announced before any attack rolls are made, and if all attacks in a round miss, the Pleasure touch is wasted. SRP bonus: The Tantric master gains a bonus number of SRPs, these do not stack, but supersede each other. Sexual Disease immunity (Ex): Through his sexual practices and his use of Ki, the Tantric master becomes immune to all sexually transmitted diseases, magical and mundane. Sensual healing (Su): While having sex, the Tantric master may use his sexual energies to cure himself or his partner of wounds. Every 5 SRP damage converted can cure 1 hit point. The healing occurs at the rate of 1 hit point per round. Sexual Purification (Su): Similar to Sensual Healing, the Tantric master can now cure many different ailments using his sexual energies. By spending 30 SRP damage, he may use a Remove Disease or Remove Curse effect on his partner, cast as though he were a Cleric of the same level. Sexual organ improvement (Ex): The Tantric master has harnessed his Sexual energies and Ki so well that his Sexual organ improves by one size sub category (Larger member for males, females may choose to shrink their orifices by one size sub at will). Females also gain an orifice tolerance increase of one size sub category. Improved Tantric lore (Ex): The Saving throw bonus improves to +4, which supersedes the Tantric lore Sex trick. Orgasmic Stroke (Ex): At 8t level, the Tantric master has such mastery of Ki and Pressure points he can bring someone to Orgasm with a mere touch. Once per day, he may make a Touch attack which if successful, forces the recipient to make a Will saving throw (DC 10 + Class level + Wis Modifier). If this save is failed, then the victim's SRPs are reduced immediately to 0, and Orgasm occurs automatically. Control fertility (Su): At 9th level the Tantric master has such control over his bodily functions that he can suppress the production and release of his reproductive cells (sperm for males, Eggs for females). The Tantric master must spend a day in meditation to initiate this, and until he Meditates again to resume his reproductive processes, he cannot cause pregnancy (or become pregnant if female). Perfect Body (Su): At 10th level, the Tantric Master has reached the pinnacle of sexual excellence. He/she gains a +4 Inherent bonus to Charisma and the Monk ability Timeless Body. Additionally, he/she can control the size of their sexual organs or orifices, altering them as a Standard Action once per round. Their size can be anywhere from three size sub categories smaller to three size sub categories larger than normal, and all orifice tolerance levels increase by six. Most importantly, the Tantric Master has full control over his or her SRP levels and can alter their pleasure levels at will, allowing them to enjoy sex indefinitely without ejaculating or to start climaxing at the very beginning of sex and not stop until the end. Multiclass note: Monks may freely multi-class as Tantric masters. [ October 11, 2001: Message edited by: oddjob ]
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Riot Gear
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posted October 10, 2001 06:05 PM
Great start. Lemme think of what to change...Unarmed Attack: This should be replaced with the Student of Perfection thing from Sword and Fist. I'll post it later once I find it. Specify that Sex Trick means a bonus sex trick. Glamorous Ward: This should be reworded: Glamorous Ward (Su): The Tantric Master fights best when fighting with no armor, and adds his Charisma modifier to his AC as a Deflection bonus when he or she is wearing as little clothing as possible. This represents the Tantric Masters aura of solipsistic confidence. In order to receive this bonus, the Tantric Master must be wearing no armor, no cloak, cape, or mantle, no robe, no vest, vestment, or shirt, no belt, and no boots. Pleasure Touch - First of all, go with the name Delightful Touch. Must better. Second, it should be a normal attack that ignores NATURAL armor, but not normal armor. In fact, Natural Armor should be the only thing it ignores. Otherwise fine. SRP Bonus: Great. But why do you get it at 10th level, at which point you get perfect body? See my commentary on Perfect Body elsewhere. Sexual disease immunity: Dandy. Thumbs up. Sexual Organ Improvement: Rather, females should gain the ability to control the size of their orifices. Sure, for HUMANS it's good to be tight, but what if you're mating outside your species? They might not fit, period, and sometimes it's better to be big. They should shrink by one point and have a stretch tolerance increase of two. Sexual Purification: Very cool. VERY cool. Improved Tantric Lore: Dandy. Orgasmic Stroke: As Delightful Touch. Heh. Now we have a true dragon slayer! "Little death" indeed. Control Fertility: Dandy. Perfect Body: Here's my rewrite: Perfect Body (Su): At 10th level, the Tantric Master has reached the pinnacle of sexual excellence. He/she gains a +4 Inherent bonus to Charisma and the Monk ability Timeless Body. Additionally, he/she can control the size of their sexual organs or orificices, altering them as a Standard Action once per round. Their size can be anywhere from three size sub categories smaller to three size sub categories larger than their own size, and all orifice tolerance levels increase by six. Most importantly, the Tantric Master has full control over his or her SRP levels and can alter their pleasure levels at will, allowing them to enjoy sex indefinitely without ejaculating or to start orgasming at the very beginning of sex and not stop until the end. -------------------- ------- I love maces, I really do. That crunch noise is just SO satisfying, and the flying shards of bloody bone - Well, that's just icing on the cake.
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Kolvar
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posted October 11, 2001 08:53 AM
I think, I am over it (I mean the leaving. I like the project to much and I am more or less to blame, that you started it (g)). I would like to do something more creative then just gathering all the stuff around, and I think, I can come up with something nice. (and if you do not like it, you still can do it yourself.) By the way: The question, if we would do hentai, was just a question to see, how far we will go. I think we are, at the moment more or less a bit more on the dark than on the light side of sex.
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Gez
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posted October 11, 2001 10:52 AM
quote: Originally posted by Kolvar: Has anyone done anything about pregnancy and birth? If no rules were done yet by anyone involved, I will have a go on these rules (taking what I know and what is in the old guide). Please reply, else I will start this tomorrow.
As I said before (but it was drowned in the mass) I did once some works on pregnancy and child fatality for those frail elves. It is a thread called "The elven demographical problem", and it is archived in the Whereabouts forum, currently page two when you set it to "show all topics", and here is a link : http://www.enboards.org/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=18&t=000129 Don't hesitate to use it if you want.
-------------------- "What's our mission ? - We must get the last of the Twelve Statuettes of Gladolfera. - A statuette ? - It is written on the Tablets of Syeloss that only an one-legged gnome from the northern forests, dancing by starlight during a full moon in the middle of the Twelves Statuettes wrapped in ham would open the Gate of Zoralback and fulfill the Prophecy. - But what is that strange prophecy ? - No idea. We're motivated by wealth. - Nevermind. A prophecy it's always so cute ! - It depends. Sometimes, it's about destroying the world..." From the Dungeon of Naheulbeuk, a pretty silly MP3 adventure.
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oddjob
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posted October 11, 2001 04:40 PM
Okay, I've updated the Tantric master. Looks like the pace is picking up again! We might have to start a new thread soon if it reachs a dozen pages.Next up, an NPC Prestige class, the Tentacle master. Tentacle master "Look, no hands…" Hit die: d4 Skills: As Wizard + Escape artist 2 + Int Mod/level Requirements: Feats: Augment summoning, Extend spell Skills: Sexual technique 4 ranks, Escape artist 4 ranks, Knowledge (The planes) 4 ranks, Intimidate 2 ranks Spellcasting: Must be able to cast spells of 3rd level or higher, including 3 spells with the [Summoning] descriptor Sex tricks: Any Alignment: Chaotic evil, Chaotic neutral or Neutral evil Special: Must have had peaceful contact with another Tentacle master, Tentacled monster or Recondite. BAB: As wizard Save: As Bard Spellcasting: +1 level of existing class/Level 1. Summon tentacled monster 2. Tentacles I 3. Apply tricks, Sex trick 4. Tentacles II 5. Slimy, Sex trick 6. Tentacles III 7. Regeneration, Sex trick 8. Tentacles IV 9. Summon Recondite 10. Tentacles V Summon Tentacled monster (Su): Whenever the Character casts a Summon Monster spell, a tentacled version of the monster is summoned instead. If the creature would normally be a Fiendish or Celestial creature, the Tentacled template replaces that template. Apply tricks: The Tentacle master may learn any sex trick, even if he does not meet the Ability score requirements. The tricks may only be used if he changes ability scores (with spells or items) or when using his Tentacles ability. Sex trick: The Tentacle master receives a bonus sex trick, although the rank requirements must still be met. Slimy body (Ex): If the Master of tentacles has any limbs or extremities in tentacle form, then he may secrete a slippery ooze from them. This gives the Character a +10 circumstance bonus to Escape artist checks. Regeneration (Ex): Emulating many slimy and disgusting creatures, the Master of tentacles can now regenerate at the rate of 1 per round (Normal damage from fire and cold). Summon recondite (Sp): Associating with the most vile of perverted creatures, the Tentacle master may summon a Recondite once per day. Tentacles I (Su): At 2nd level, the Tentacle master gains the ability to sprout a number of tentacles from his body once per day per two levels. He may grow up to one tentacle per caster level. This acts as an Evard's Black Tentacles spell cast at the Tentacle master's level, except for the following: The ability is treated as a Transmutation effect. The AC of the Tentacles is +4 Natural armor, +3 Dex and -1 for size (large). Strength scores of 19, Dexterity scores of 17 and Constitution scores of 17 (Does not affect hit points or Saves). The Tentacle master has full control over the tentacles. There is no area effect, but the tentacles can reach 10' from the Tentacle master. They may be dismissed at any time by the Tentacle master. They can attack creatures of any size. For the purposes of filling orifices, the Tentacles may change size at will. As the Tentacle master gains levels, the tentacles gain new abilities: Tentacles II: The tentacles grow suckers, sticky warts and nubs which give a +2 Circumstance bonus to their grapple checks. The Tentacle master may now change any limb or extremity (including the tongue, tail and penis) into a tentacle. These do not count against the number of tentacles available by level. If any of these are cut off or destroyed, the limb or extremity reappears unharmed. If arms are in tentacle form, the Tentacle master cannot cast any spell with a somatic component, if legs are in tentacle form, movement is halved. Tentacles III: The tentacles grow heads which can ejaculate. The emitted liquid can either be the slippery ooze or a powerful acid which is treated as a 60' line which does 1d4 acid damage per class level (Reflex Save half DC 10 + Class level + Con Modifier). This can be used only once per day per class level, and a maximum of once per 1d4 rounds. Tentacles IV: The damage of the Tentacles increases to 1d8 and they are now considered to have 21 strength, Dexterity 19 and Constitution 19. Reach increases to 15'. Tentacles V: The tentacles can now ejaculate in a spectacular manner, spurting in a large 60' cone doing 1d6 damage per class level (Reflex Save half DC 10 + Class level + Con Modifier). This supersedes the Tentacles III ability, and all number of uses and time between uses still count, although the line may still be used if wished. Okay, I haven't actually made up the Tentacle template yet, but other details first. [ October 11, 2001: Message edited by: oddjob ]
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Riot Gear
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posted October 11, 2001 08:15 PM
Well, since I double posted, I'll just write over this post for my Pregnancy rules.This is going to be in two parts - A way to quickly define fertility and numbers related to pregnancy (How long, how dangerous, how many kids do you squat out) and how being pregnant affects a creature. Types of pregnancies, sort of like the Manual of the Planes idea: Instantaneous Fast Normal Slow Saturnine And Live birth Egg laying Marsupial External fertilization Budding "Other" For pregnancy effects, I'll have four stages: 1st Stage - It's a zygote 2nd Stage - It's a embryo 3rd Stage - It's a fetus/baby Final Stage - It's gonna come out any day now With increasing levels of disability. [ October 12, 2001: Message edited by: Riot Gear ] -------------------- ------- I love maces, I really do. That crunch noise is just SO satisfying, and the flying shards of bloody bone - Well, that's just icing on the cake.
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