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Kolvar
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posted September 07, 2001 03:03 AM     Profile for Kolvar   Author's Homepage   Email Kolvar     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Does anyone know, if there is a 3e conversion for the Netbook of Unlawful Carnal Knowledge underway?

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posted September 07, 2001 08:00 AM     Profile for Riot Gear   Email Riot Gear     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Man, I wish. The first one was a hoot and a wonderful resource for cybersex.

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posted September 10, 2001 09:59 PM     Profile for Thundershot   Author's Homepage   Email Thundershot     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
You know... I am genuinely surprised that no one has attempted a conversion of this thing. Trying to tie it up and put a big d20 licence bow on it and distribute it as a PDF... and make sure the OGL is at the end...


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posted September 11, 2001 08:02 AM     Profile for Riot Gear   Email Riot Gear     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Dibs.

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posted September 12, 2001 07:58 AM     Profile for Thundershot   Author's Homepage   Email Thundershot     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
So that means you're gonna do it? Maybe finding the original author (though I think there were multiple) would help a lot.


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Kolvar
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posted September 12, 2001 08:35 AM     Profile for Kolvar   Author's Homepage   Email Kolvar     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Sounds like a lot of work lies before the brave hero undertaking this task worthy of Heracles.
I am with you (although I must confess, that my time is limited and my english as well).

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posted September 13, 2001 07:42 AM     Profile for Riot Gear   Email Riot Gear     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Um, for starters, could someone give me a link to it? I can't remember where it is... :: Embarrased ::

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posted September 13, 2001 07:54 AM     Profile for Kolvar   Author's Homepage   Email Kolvar     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
I know, that there is a pdf-version out there, but the one I can find at the moment is
Bluetroll

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posted September 13, 2001 11:09 AM     Profile for Thundershot   Author's Homepage   Email Thundershot     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Heck, this is something I won't even use in my campaign, but it'd sure be a fun read.

"Make a Fort Save DC 20 to avoid pregnancy!" LOL

But we ought to cut it up into sections and have a group of people working on it. I'll lend a hand, if needed...


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posted September 13, 2001 12:07 PM     Profile for Riot Gear   Email Riot Gear     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
I don't think that would be a Fortitude Save. In fact, I think it would be a fortitude save to BECOME pregnant. The vast majority of pregnancies don't come to term, and healthy, tough (high level) women are more likely to bear healthy babies.

That said, please don't hurt me.

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posted September 13, 2001 12:44 PM     Profile for DarwinofMind   Author's Homepage   Email DarwinofMind     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
The problem with tracking down the author is that the guide author never put his name on it, and it was always a complimation of pieces sent in by others, who's names arn't on it either.

But I do believe he should be contacted, I saw a 3e NetBook that tried to do the same thing as the CUGtCK, it just didn't compare.

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posted September 13, 2001 02:34 PM     Profile for Kolvar   Author's Homepage   Email Kolvar     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Is this Netbook something to build on?
In case yes, could we contact this person.

The pdf-Version of the CUGtCK got one line:

Typeset by
Alessandro Baldoni (from the text version by Ole A. Ringdal)

Ole was the host of Olik's AD&D Page and was a little bit later involved with some other project. Maybe, he got some information about the "Guide Creator", how the Creator of the CUGtCK called himself.

Q: Is Riot Gear the aknowledged leader of this project now?

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posted September 13, 2001 06:08 PM     Profile for Riot Gear   Email Riot Gear     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Sure, I'd love to. My Daemonforge work is slowing down and this is something universally applicable.

But I get to use the word Vaginal Circumference Factor somewhere.

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posted September 13, 2001 06:44 PM     Profile for DarwinofMind   Author's Homepage   Email DarwinofMind     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
God, lets not get sick like fatal

CUGtCK was good becuase it was funny without getting vulgar.

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posted September 13, 2001 07:13 PM     Profile for Riot Gear   Email Riot Gear     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
It's actually fairly relevant. If I was playing in a campaign where this sort of thing happened, the first thing I'd do is go after esoteric species that don't exist in the real world, and at a certain scale size is a factor in terms of enjoyment and practicality.

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posted September 14, 2001 03:06 AM     Profile for Kolvar   Author's Homepage   Email Kolvar     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
So, how is your plan Riot Gear?
And: What is Vaginal Circumference Factor? That is something, I am not familiar with (sorry, they try to avoid such things in school, when teaching you a foreign language).

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posted September 14, 2001 07:36 AM     Profile for Riot Gear   Email Riot Gear     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
I'll start with the rules for actual sex, being the goof that I am. Pregnancy and disease comes after.

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posted September 14, 2001 07:47 AM     Profile for Kolvar   Author's Homepage   Email Kolvar     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Something to du for us/ me?
Classes / PrCs, Spells etc. should probably be converted after the rules (g).

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posted September 14, 2001 08:12 AM     Profile for Riot Gear   Email Riot Gear     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Let me work out the basic rules for sexual intercourse. Once I've done that, I can start asking people to define other things based around the basic rules.

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posted September 14, 2001 08:47 AM     Profile for Domon   Email Domon     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
"Make a Fort Save DC 20 to avoid pregnancy!" LOL

what about a Ref save ? (figure it !)

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posted September 14, 2001 10:00 PM     Profile for Riot Gear   Email Riot Gear     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Okay, i've worked out the rules but for reasons I don't have time to esxplain I don't have time to post them. Expect to see a notification of them being posted somewhere in Nutkinland sometime tomorrow.

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posted September 15, 2001 12:31 PM     Profile for Riot Gear   Email Riot Gear     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Here's the rules I came up with (I can't post in nutkinland)
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This is fairly explicit and potentially very offensive. If you don't want to see rules for sex in DND, then don't scroll down.
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Or the Sourcebook of Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.

Sex : The Rules

The basic rules for sex are as follows :

1) Every character has a number of Sexual Resistance Points, or SRP, equal to three times their constitution score. Experiencing pleasureable stimulus decreases your SRP. For an example, standard male/female sex between two partners removes one SRP from both partners each round.
2) When you have 0 or negative SRP, you must roll an orgasm save each round – A will save with a DC equal to 0 – your SRP if you are a male or 40 – your SRP if you are a female. For example, if your SRP equals –10, your Will save DC is 10. Men roll a save to avoid orgasm. (Wizards make better lovers, due to their high Will save.) Women roll a Will check to bring on an orgasm, the DC increasing by 40 with every successful orgasm. Certain skills can alter this somewhat.
3) After an orgasm, a woman suffers no ill effects. However, a man generally goes limp. He can remain hard, suffering no ill effects, if he makes a Fortitude save DC 22. (Fighters make better lovers because of this.) If he fails, he immediately loses his ‘macho’ and cannot regain it for a number of rounds equal to fifty minus his constitution score
4) Specific sexual stimuli do different amounts of SRP ‘damage.’

Sexual Technique (STR for use with wangs or similar instruments, DEX for use in giving pleasure to wangs or similar instruments inside any given orifice; ARMOR CHECK PENALTY)

Check : This ability controls how effective you are at causing SRP damage (giving pleasure) and avoiding orgasm (Will save for your Orgasm check). Roll on the following chart.
Check Result / Total SRP Damage per round
-1 or less / -1
0 to 9 / 0
10 to 14 / 1
15 to 19 / 2
20 to 24 / 3
25 to 34 / 4
35 or more / 5
Alternately, this ability may be used to increase a characters Orgasm Save modifier. However, this abilty scales infinitely – To find the bonus, subtract nine from the roll and divide by five, ignoring a negative result. This ability is rolled once every minute to determine how well you can perform or resist for the that minute.

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posted September 15, 2001 02:36 PM     Profile for Kolvar   Author's Homepage   Email Kolvar     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
So far so good, looks workable and makes sense as far as I can see on first glance. Stamina (Con) and imagination (Wis) are the two factors, that I would have thought of, too.
The thing, I get no good feeling about is, introducing a new kind of "hit points".
Do not misunderstand me, I would do it in my own house-rules and in an add on, that is intendet, to stand alone. But the this work is greater somehow (just a feeling).
And to build something around an ability score is quite unusual for 3e, where everything works with the bonus.
But before I start to complain, I will have a sleep over this.
Just my first impression.

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posted September 15, 2001 03:21 PM     Profile for Riot Gear   Email Riot Gear     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Thanks for the comments, Kolvar. I appreciate the feedback.

Do you think you could work on converting the spells in the document to 3e format?

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posted September 15, 2001 05:49 PM     Profile for oddjob   Email oddjob     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Hello. I usually lurk, but this is too good to pass up.

While I like all the saving throws, the system seems to indicate that Clerics and Druids make the best lovers which seems kinda odd considering that most priests don't get any or are chaste, but no biggie.

Have any of you got the PsiHB? Why not make the system more akin to psionic combat, where each form of 'sexual attack' (stimuli) is based on a different ability score. This way, you can have each ability score represent a different style of lovemaking: Str (Forceful/Rough), Dex (Acrobatic/Wild), Con (Tantric), Int (Advanced techniques/Knowledge), Wis (Perceptive/Intuitive), Cha (Imaginative/Gentle).

Each of these Stimuli would have a defence (optional use) which would have varying effectiveness against it i.e. the chaste and sheltered princess would be more easily pleased by the wild and acrobatic swashbuckler or something like that. The Stimuli would do temporary ability score damage which healed very quickly.

While I think a lot of the material in the original CGtUCK is still good and original, I think a lot of it should be updated to 3e not only in terms of rules but style (like how the PsiHB and MotP have been updated). New material would also be quite cool, think of all the new spells and prestige classes we could think of!

Sorry if this sounds like I'm ranting, but I really would like to help out with this.

Bye


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